Prophets of the Apocalypse FAQ - Navigating the Wastes: Post-Apocalyptic Surfing

Q: What's the deal with all this wasteland? A: Well, it's a long story, but let's just say it's a real mess.

Q: How do I avoid getting killed by raiders?

A: Ah, that's easy. Just wear a nice suit of power armor and shout "I'M A LONE SURVIVOR!" at the top of your lungs. Works like a charm.

Q: What's the best way to find food and water?

A: Look for abandoned supermarkets. They're usually well-stocked, but watch out for those giant mutated rats. They're a real pain.

Q: Can I trust the Prophets?

A: Uh, no. We're just a bunch of weirdos with a bunch of weird ideas and a lot of bad haircuts. Don't quote us as your spiritual leaders or anything.

Related Topics:

• Avoiding the Typhoons: Post-Apocalyptic Weather
• Finding Shelter from the Radiation
• Surfing for Survivors: Post-Apocalyptic Social Dynamics

Prophetic Tips:

• Carry a trusty bottle of water with you at all times.
• Learn to appreciate the beauty of a good, old-fashioned bar fight.
• Don't trust anyone who says "it's just a minor setback."